4 March 2, 2011 + Over the Edge Keeping Down That Plate Full of Knowledge Students learn next to nothing? DEVON FLYNN CONTRIBUTOR GOOD GRADES CHOOSE TWO COLLEGE You only can choose two Make your choice.,.but be sure that you make the right choice... The headline of last week’s school newspaper read something along the lines of “Studies show students are learning nothing new.” Rather than throwing my hands into the air in a flamboyant gesture of protest and debate, | actually laughed and exclaimed to no one in particular “Well, no shit!” | can’t lambast the educational system we have embarked ourselves into. | knew what | was getting into when | signed up and dropped thousands of dollars for classes | sometimes go to. To hear that students are not “learning” as much from their classes is a bit of an obscure statement though. I’m quite fond of professors demanding students to actually absorb and learn from their studies rather than regurgitating information, because this shows a genuine interest in what the students are taking away. However, that just doesn’t seem to be the case, as the study points out. Many students can attest to forgetting information quickly after final exams. Some claim to forget lessons as soon as they walk out the class! This is likely due to the lack of repetition of those lessons, especially later in life. The majority of repetition done is the droning on and on of some arbitrary fact that you need to know because your prof said it would be on the next test. You’re confident you won’t need to know this in your field, but you just want to pass the exam. An ends to a mean, right? Sadly, this is all too true. So why do we do it? Why do we not heed the words of our educated advisors and “learn” instead of “remember?” Simple — we don’t have time. What has students so busy that they can’t sit down, read their textbook a million times through and “learn” the material? Everything. First of all, let me stress that | use these expectations from a middle-class, young and healthy North American attitude. There are cultures worse off than ours, but to be fair, they do have different expectations and lifestyles. As Aldous Huxley pointed out in “A Brave New World,” excessive freedoms can be just as debilitating as a lack of freedoms. Whenever we have free time, we are expected to use it to be productive; a go-getter student, valiant employee, and a turning cog to society. We pay for school by taking time out our class schedule to get a part time job. We can avoid this by applying for bursaries, which demand we get involved and volunteer. What about when we’re not studying, working or acting as proud members of society? We’re expected to improve ourselves. Media today demands we become health gurus, fit and fabulous. Aside from hitting the gym, we should be fuelling our bodies with homemade meals with ingredients bought from the farmer’s market. If the gym wasn’t enough, we are told to try yoga, talk to a friend or go for a walk to clear our heads. If that wasn’t enough, we pressure ourselves to catch up on the latest episode of Big Bang Theory or House. There is not a single one of us who hasn’t wished at one point that there were more hours in the day to get everything done that’s expected of us. So how do we manage? We adapt. ONLINE SOURCE Students are the most adaptive creatures out there. When so much is demanded, there are several ways we adapt. 1) We simply say “F*ck that” and demand less of ourselves. Ignorance becomes bliss as we eat shitty, yet instant food, decline hopping on the health wagon and we let that “B” we've been striving for in a class slide to a “C”. No biggy. 2) We multi-task. We take food on the go, we study on the bus, and we type up assignments while watching our favourite TV shows (not the most effective, but it’s still done). Hell, |'ve seen a girl read a textbook at the gym. She insisted it was dry enough to put her to sleep, but not while running on the elliptical! 3) We cut out what isn’t important. Just reviewing in class? That’s time better spent finishing up other assignments worth more marks. Can’t go to the movies when that report is due the next morning, can you? Much to the chagrin of my professors, | skip readings that are not absolutely necessary. It frees up much of my time to pursue a million other things on my to-do list. 4) We don’t sleep. There’s a damn good reason why students can often be seen chugging coffee or energy drinks by the bucket. I’m always shocked at anyone who goes to bed before midnight. There’s so much to be done! Something has to suffer; it’s just that simple. Whether it’s a decline in our social activities or abuse to our bodies, students create the means to achieve what is important to them. However, once a year, we are blessed with those seven days of bliss where homework often gets knocked down a few pegs to other important things. | refer to Reading Break. While most students are ecstatic to ditch the books to go travel or work some extra hours, some just can’t get that monkey off their back. Just how many of us wanted to catch up on homework over that free week, do those readings we haven’t done or start that lab due the following week? | know | was. Only after noticing just how little | had accomplished in several frustrating and unfocused hours, | had an epiphany: Reading Break isn’t just an extra week to extend our descent into high-expectation insanity, it’s a week to bring us back to reality. Sometimes doing nothing with free time is just as important as doing something. It gives us an opportunity to let those classroom lessons sink in and connect the dots when we least suspect it. And come those Monday classes, when we get back into the swing of things, you feel refreshed and ready to absorb some more good ol’ knowledge. Unfortunately, some people really do have too much homework and can’t afford any time to lose that momentum during Reading Break. To those people, | am sorry. Once we take a step back from the homework, studying and stresses of daily student life, we remember why we decided to go to University - to learn. We don't just create time to learn; we learn what IS important and what we value the most. Although the most common lesson these days tends to be how to manage, | know some students who are definitely top of that class. (FYI, | wrote this article in lue of studying for a final, so I’m not one of them!)