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TH Ee NO KTH EKN door, it’s just your roomemate, or those socks you Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) die!!!!(worms eating your eye). you cap your horn. Be careful who you ram or
WF left under your bed last year. Stop licking your kitty’s tail, your friends are butt heads with.
A KG CLE tired of getting fur balls spit at them.
Aries (March 21- April 19)

Greetings from the Planet Zenon. We are
awaiting contact

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Slack off on the face paintsayou are beginning to
look like Poison

Gemini (May 21- June 20)
Due to a recent nuclear test in your area, you will
grow an extra arm, leg and head.

Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22 Is your hair ready for the dawning of the age?
You are a horny, tight-ass freak. Get off your

high whorse and get laid for real, VIRGIN. Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)

Aim before you shoot.

Pisces (Feb 19 - March 20)
Get rid of that disgusting thing growing out of
your face.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Ifyou feel an awful itch down there, it is just
those nasty crabs.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22)

Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Die, you maggot, die die...

Death is not knocking on your

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
When you romp, make sure that a

ASK DR.
MORNING*STAR

ADVICE ON THE ESOTERIC and the mundane

Dear Dr.
forning*
Star “>

Recently my friend told me
that she was a psychic and could read
other peoples thoughts. I told her I
thought that was Bull-Shit, and she
should stop talking like a loonie. We
got really drunk on the weekend an
started bugging her to read my | minds

handle , the key word is you. Don’t
try to inhibit someone elses
behavioural patterns, rather, try to
adjust your own. If you can’t do that,
hit the road, ‘cause she deserves a
better friend than you.

As for psychic phenomena,
wether you like it or not it is a very
real part of life for a lot of people.
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voodoo thing, and she got re:
pissed off at me and took off.5 e
can I stop her from acting and
like and idiot, and stop being s
wimp when someone disagrees

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around you
all the time, and you can’t hear it. A

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Signed, lot of people don t even recgonize it Addres S to
ESP.ISBS when they hear it because there are
6 eiiow NE very few public forums to discuss DR MORNING*
I. what is going on. But the accepting ;
+ Dear B.S.: of such facts grows daily, so instead STAR
; fy of belittling. your friend, why don’t
First off, I don’t know how

| -you can call yourself much of a
‘friend’, when you don’t seem to be
able to tolerate your companions
belief system. If there’s anything
we’ve learned in the last 10 yrs. as a
r country it’s that we have to stand up
for each others rights to live, breath
and love no matter what, unless your
causing harm to others. If your
friends psychic abilities, real or
whatever, are too much for you to

you see if she can teach you a thing or
two.