KORNERED Over The Edge Page 7

By Kristina Redion

Well, here it is, the first edition of Kornered on Kampus for this semester. As usual this will be filled with thought provoking and ‘socially relevant questions.
AH-HA-HA and now on to my column. After a long and boring summer | am totally psyched for an unstoppable 8 months of torment to my fellow students.
OK (...drumroll...)on to the topic. As | was sitting in class | was thinking to myself “I would give my right arm to be at home asleep.” Then | thought “Would |
really give my right arm?” | mean, aside from the obvious I’m attached to it defense, | don’t really want to learn how to write again. So, after much delibera-

tion, | decided | would give my left leg from the knee-down, to be finished my degree. The longer the class got, the more interesting the idea became to me,
and | decided to take a poll. This week’s questions is:

“If you could give a body part, which would you chose and why?”

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“I'd give a pinkie toe fora =“! would shave my head for “All right...for an environ- “I, um, my appendix for my “My-left testicle for the cure
keg.” a year round steady flow of mentally friendly world, I'd degree.” for cancer.” |
Eric, Forestry Major, decent NUGSS activities.” give my spleen.” Shawn, English Major, Quentin, English Major,
Second Year. Aaron, Anthropology Cecilia, Environmental Second Year. Third Year.
Major, Fourth Year. : Studies, First Year.

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