SHOY TEMS: 1:00 pom. MOVIES COMING 0. 7200 poh. WATCH FOR SPECIAL TRAVEL FILMS - THERE MAY BE ANOTHER FREE te Sy MRO ie Ne ree ee me ee een eT i Te TARAS ES i 9:00 pom. on MHATBAGEL Colse John Wayne ~- ked Buttons 4 THE HOOK B& W Kirk Douglas - Robert Walker : & DOCTOR IN LOVE Color James Robertson - Michael Graig | & TARZAN THE MAGNIFICENT color Gordon Scott - Betta St. John | 11 DTAMOND HEAD Color Charlton Heston - Yvette Minieux | 13. SANDS OF IO JIMA B& W John jayne ~ John Ager : 15 WILD WESTERNERS Color Guy Mitchell - James Philbrook | i8 BOMBFRS B52 Color Watalie wood - Karl Malden Eee Ee co “his column is normally devoted to SAFETY NOTES. However, our Safety Engineer, Mr. Cam Church came down with the measles. Had Cam suspected that this child disease would strik him, he would have prepared his programme sometime ago for this ed- ition. Of course, it must be noted that our Mine Superintendent, Mr. Trevor Horsley started all this. Then, several other adulta came down with the measles too, not to mention the great number of children who got — them once and some even had ae sec~ ond bash. The month of April hes been one of the worst on record for persons being ill, not only measles, but, Plu and colds. However, everyone is on the mend and getting back to normal. In place of the usual SAFETY NOTES, how about a Little humour to cheer you up, Cam? Sammy {efter hooking a shot into the creek):"I'm certainly not play- ing the game J usually play." ogee nace game is that, sir?" MOVIE NIGHT DURING THE MONTH OF MAY. aa Ly ots TE The tourist was amazed. There at the} poker table in the Las Vagas gambl- ing casino wes a big collie dog. The Gog seemed to be getting along just fine. The tourist turned to another spect- ator of the game and remarked: "That’s the most amazing sight I've ever seen. I didn’t know there were such intelligant dogs in the world." "Aw, he ain't sc smart, "replied the other man,"every time he gets a good hend, he wags his tail." The breadwinner came pene very un- steady on his legs and explained thet he did net have his paycheck. "{ bought something for the house,” he said. | "And what did you buy for the house?’ his wife asked. "Twelve rounds of drinks." Teacher: Do you know why we call our languege the "Mother tongue?" Pupil: Because father never gets a chance to use it. | Werden:"The prison will soon cele- brate its 25th anniversery. what type of party would you suggest?" { Convict: "An open house." : Your Editor |