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overtheedge March 20, 1996

The Dukes of

Hazzard -
watches it

by Andrew

Well first thing, I do. Well, I
used to. The past couple of
months has seen a frenzy of ac-
tivity around the Winter Garden
at 1 o’clock and 4 o’clock every-
day. All of this activity is not
because of classes letting out, but
because someone has turned on
The Nashville Network (TNN).
Yes, TNN is rerunning that fa-
mous show from most of our
childhoods, ‘The Dukes of Haz-
ard.” Now all that is needed is
“Knight Rider” and “Fall Guy”
reruns to complete the best trio
ever seen on television.

For all you all you die hard
Dukes of Hazards (DOH) fans,
even those few people who loved
the show back in the dark ages,
get to your closest computer with
Internet capabilities. Yes, that’s

Who really
anyways?

right, DOH is on the Internet. Log
in and when you get to your
browser, type in this address: http:/
/www.ghgcorp.com/rbigoness/
hazzard.html. This is the only DOH
site on the Internet right now. On
the same site there are links to other
television shows from the mid-
Eighties.

Dukes of Hazard Facts

-Rosco P. Coltrain’s middle name
is “Pervis.”

-Coy and Vance were the Bo and
Luke wanna-be’s for a season.
-John Schneider (Bo Duke) was
Eighteen when the show started.
-Sorrel Booke (Boss Hogg) died a
few years back.

-A reunion show is in the works!

Top Ten Reasons

Why Our

Last Issue

of “Over The Edge”

Was Late.

By Vince Yim

10: We all slept for a reeeeeally long time and thought that Wednesday

was Monday, Thursday was Tuesday, Friday was Wednesday, etc.

9: More time spent on setting up antennas for those cool guys at the

HAM radio club than doing any

actual newspaper layout.

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Heater Cenianeaneaad

8: We didn’t realize that we were supposed to replace the toner car- ‘ Wéd - Thursdéiy
tridge in the office laser printer iast month and as a result we spent well :06:
over a week trying to find a replacement. ? s
7: Really vain attempt to save paper.

6: Ingenious plot to make one of the jokes in last issue’s Top Ten (Top
Ten Things That We Didn’t Do During Reading Break) not make any
sense (#4: Party with our friends from CNC because their break is now).
5: Somebody stole one of our master layout sheets and tried to enter it
into the Winterfest "96 Paper Airplane Contest.

4: One of our freelance entertainment writers set himself on fire (no
joke!). -

3: Some cheesy Star Trek time travel concept (like a Wormhole or
whatever...) sucked us back a couple of days, so we kinda had to start
from scratch.

2: We were having waaaay too much fun sucking out the helium from
the balloons left over from Winterfest 96.

1: We were screwing around with Editor Paul Berard’s income tax sheets
by checking the square labeled “Deceased”.

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