Kornered On Kampus

by Victoria Redlon

There are hundred of people attending this school, all with their own preferences. But they all
share one thing in common, lust. At least once in everyone’s life will they feel the need to

+ approach someone they are attracted to. These people captured around our university tell us
what triggers them to talk to their eye candies.

Kyle Milburn Resource Based
Tourism From Tsawwassen
Age 18. Comment “A Pulse.”

Nick Field History Major From
Tsawwassen Age 18.
Comment “Two Legs, but that
is not a requirement.’

Shawana Pace, Marketing
Major From Mackenzie Age
19. Comment: “Eyes”.

Shawn Wang Business Major
From San Francisco Age 18.
Comment “Style”

Aaron Wiebe Computer
Science Major From
Tsawwassen Age 18.
Comment “Hair.”

Lisa Handfield International
Business From Prince George
Age 19. Comment “Smile, with
perfect teeth.”

Josh Halliday Forestry Major
From Powell River Age 23.
Comment “Posture and confi-
dence.”

Elisabeth Berg Computer
Science Major From Quesnel
Age 18 Comment “Dark
Eyes.”

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Aries

The man to your right on the
third day of the next five will
be sinister. | don’t care if you
know him or not, he will
cause trouble, so take pre-
ventive measures and dis-
tance yourself from all men
for that time.

Taurus
Choose wisely, for you will
not have another chance.

Gemini

The position of Saturn in the
grand scheme of the uni-
verse means.... didly squat.
You need to live your own life
without the aid of things like
that. Be a free spirit. Be true
to yourself. Don’t listen to
anything or anyone you don’t
want to (including this horo-
scope).

Cancer

Take care in your dealings
with loved ones this week.
You may inadvertently hurt

someone, but look on the
bright side love is just mean-
ingless drivel anyway so it
doesn’t matter.

Leo

Take time out this week to
readjust your perspective
and evaluate your goals. You
will need clear discernment
in the time to come in order
to fulfill your life’s ambitions.

Virgo
Give yourself a hug. You look
like you need it.

Libra

This week will be your own
time to get your affairs in
order. You will enter midterm
hell and if you do not prepare
you will not come out smiling.
On the other hand if you pre-

pare for the time to come,
things will not look so bleak.
Scorpio

You are your own person this
week. You will not feel hin-
dered by constraints, so take
this opportunity to go out and
buy that new outfit you know
you can’t afford. Your con-
science may never give you
another chance.

Sagittarius
Sing a little song for a friend.
You may look and feel stupid,
but you know it is for a good
cause so go ahead (you
know you should).

Capricorn

If there is one thing you
should do this week it is...
take a nap. Your aura tells
me that you are stressed to
the max and if you don’t take
a break in the next week,
your body will arrange one
for you that may take a lot
longer to recover from.

Aquarius

If you feel like you need a
hand this week you should
reach out for help, but don’t
be surprised if you find that
you are alone. Sometimes
you may need to reach fur-
ther than you think, but you
can always find someone.

Pisces

Help! The computer has
gone crazy and is attacking
me! {| can’t control what | am
writing. Arrrrggg! You will die
alone a friendless.... no you
won't stop that you evil com-
puter, what | really meant to
say was that you are a nice
person and you know it.