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Why are you so distant?
Loosen up and enjoy your life
a little before you turn into a
grinch!

Taurus

Perhaps, you're being left out
of the loop, or maybe you're
just worried that your stag-
nating in your ubiquitous
boredom, but relax, because
its a new year with new
beginnings just around the

Sweetheart, it's been one
tough, bitch of a year, but
know what? You're strong,
you’re tough, you'll survive.
Besides my cards are’saying
good times over the next
couple of months.

Cancer

You’ve been overbearing,
bossy, and a little rude, over
the last couple of months, but
don’t worry, you’re loved any-
way! Just turn down the
spazz attitude, so others
don’t feel like jumping off a
bridge when you’re nearby!

Leo

Your thought processes have
been totally screwed up over
the Christmas break. What
happened to you? Before
you wake up tomorrow morn-
ing, friendless, loveless, and
joyless, get your natural
rhythm back. Think about
what it would mean to those
who know you better and
love you best.

Virgo

You must learn to lie back
and relax. Life will always
refuse to be planned out to

the nearest tenth of a sec-
ond. It’s impossible! | know

your stubborn though, so
when you finally absorb this
kernel! of truth, you're life will
be so much more fun.

Libra

Aha! Success is so near, you
can taste it, smell it, feel. it
deep in your bones! Just
remember: you're not there
yet. Back breaking work is
still imminent, but just focus
on the last stretch, and
breathe! You'll do fine.
Scorpio

Hmm... you’re more easy-
going this year... so far.
This is not a natural state to
you however. Try not to
revert, at least for a little
while. Methinks drama will
reappear erelong, (after all,
it’s you!) but enjoy your
respite!

Sagittarius

Get a grip! One mistake
doesn’t a life, ruin. Believe
me, this is a universal truth.
My cards predict that you'll
get over it.

Capricorn

Hmm... my cards are rather
ambiguous towards you at
the moment, but | believe |
see... nope... sorry guys,
can’t figure you out this
month. Perhaps, the idea
then, is that you all need to
figure yourselves out! C’mon
guys! What's the plan here?
I'm getting bored already!

Aquaris

You have changed over the
past few months, for the
good. | like it. Stay that way.
Pisces

Still stuck in that rut? Get
out! Get out now, or you'll be
forever trapped in a web of