Over the Edge * March 27th 2013 Features 'Y HOROSCOPES CLEO STARSKY ASTROLOGER Aries: Beggars can’t be choosers, so I would suggest being neither...not much flexibility in that if you ask me. Live like you have to deal with the consequences of your actions and you will likely find that there is less of a mess for you to clean up afterwards. If you show yourself to be deserving of respect, you’ ll be sure to receive it— and no, your mom’s highly biased opinion of you doesn’t count. ‘Your summer song: Yeasayer — Sunrise Taurus: You will likely find that even numbers are lucky for you at this time. If not, then odd numbers are what you should be seeking out. Money comes to those who work for it so remember to put your time and effort in for that which you expect to be rewarded. Try to avoid telling people what they want to hear — your fabrication is easier to pick up on that you'd like to think. Your summer song: Here We Go Magic — Collector Gemini: Suspect the unsuspected (bet you didn’t expect that) — keeping a close eye on those who have wronged you in the past will allow you to avoid calamities in the future. While not necessarily everyone is out to get you, it may seem a bit harder than usual to go about your daily life without some form of misfortune... good things come to those who wait for it so invest in a reliable time-keeping device. Your summer song: Crystal Fighters — In the Summer Cancer: Once a hermit, always a hermit — that said, there ain’t no shame in your game! About this time those around you will be preoccupied with their own responsibilities so you won’t hear much hassle from them. Enjoy the peace and quiet, but expect the crowds to go wild once you do crawl out from under your rock. Remember, Earth in small doses is actually not that bad. Your summer song: The Beatles — Here Comes the Sun Leo: Lear a new language, skill, instrument — you never know when it’ll come in handy. Any great endeavour that you should choose to undertake right now will be accomplished with relative ease — think big: solve world poverty, cure cancer, give Stephen Harper some hairstyling tips, etc. Lean on those closest to you if you are in need, but remember to make sure they feel appreciated for their efforts. Karma can turn around and bite you if you aren’t careful. Your summer song: Alice Cooper — School’s Out Virgo: Try to keep a balanced outlook on issues of the heart — not all situations need to be solved like a puzzle, but it would also be wise to not leave too many loose ends hanging. Communication is the key to avoiding disappointments on either side of the dialogue. Try to keep an open mind (and at the very least open eyes — eye contact is good) and put yourself in someone else’s shoes. Remember, don’t stop till ya get enough. Your summer song: Snoop Lion — Drop it Like it’s Hot Libra: Just because you get a bad impression from someone, doesn’t mean that this is true to their image. Try to avoid jumping to conclusions or making your mind up before you’ve been given a chance to explore things for yourself. Be sure to put some time aside in order to recharge and re-centre your sense of well-being. Also, save a horse, ride a rocking horse (just please don’t harm any horses). Your summer song: The Beach Boys — Surfing USA Scorpio: Keep a positive outlook as best you can when times get rough—constant complaining will only make it harder for those around you to help you through these obstacles. Giving someone the benefit of the doubt will prove to be rewarding... have a little faith in humanity. Don’t forget about the basic necessities — make sure to give your body all the rest, nutrition and exercise it deserves. That said skipping dinner and heading straight for dessert is allowed and encouraged every once in a while. Your summer song: Nelly — Hot in Herre Sagittarius: Now is a perfect time to reach out and establish connections — those who you thought the least of might end up surprising you the most. Be aware of the impression you make on others... it would be a shame to be overlooked based off of a complete error in judgement on your part. Don’t forget the ones who count when you make it big — monthly cheques in the mail should suit them just fine. Your summer song: Wham — Club Tropicana Capricorn: Treat others the way that Gandalf/ Dumbledore/a great and wise old person would treat them. Live for the present, past and future (simultaneously) — good luck! The sooner you prepare, the easier the execution of your plans will be. Pro tip: greater consideration for others who you may come across will make for more pleasant interactions on the whole. Your summer song: Janis Joplin— Summertime Aquarius: Once a diva, always a diva. It might do you some good to get some outside perspective on your current pursuits. Remember that despite what actions you can observe on the outside, you will never know exactly how someone feels on the inside. Avoid taking things strictly at face value and you will be better suited to protect yourself and those around you from any well-concealed ill-will. Your summer song: Weezer — Island in the Sun Pisces: Keep yourself informed. It is well worth your effort to be as aware and act with as much purpose as possible in your daily life. Remember to treat and/or congratulate yourself on a job well done — the rewarding will help to motivate you in any future endeavours. Be true to yourself and you’ ll find yourself surrounded with the love and support that you seek. Don’t be afraid to match your socks to your shoes and try to laugh often — especially at inappropriate times. Your summer song: Bryan Adams — Summer of “69 10 ADDITIONS TO YOUR SUMMER BUCKET LIST GALA MUNOZ FEATURES EDITOR I know we’ve got quite a ways until the calendar officially announces the sunny season (June 21st for those interested) and the official move into the spring season might feel like anything but that lately, thinking ahead to long, lazy days can act as a source of studying motivation for those pesky things teachers like to call final exams and papers. Here are some suggestions for things to add to the summer bucket list for 2013: 1. Become a tourist of your own city - visit the tourism centre to find out which scenic tours or notable outdoors activities your area is known for and explore with a temporary sense of unfamiliarity! 2. Attend a music festival — with so many options in just BC alone, there is bound to be one (or several) to suit your musical tastes (suggestions: Squamish Valley Music Festival, ArtsWells, Motion Notion Music Festival, and Khatsalano Music and Arts Festival). 3. Repurpose worn-out winter clothes into shorter, lighter summer wear (suggestions: jeans into jean shorts, long sleeves into tank tops and hoodies into sleeveless vests a la California cool). 4. Customize your summer accessories — paint or add details to a bland pair of sunglasses, add colour and texture to a purse or bag with a tied colourful scarf, and DIY fun necklaces, bracelets, or rings to reflect the carefree attitude of the summertime haze. 5. Paint or reorganize your room to reflect your changed priorities now that school is out — customize your wall art and furniture to create as close to a beach paradise as possible. 6. Do more things outside — even if it’s just choosing the patio instead of the bar at your favourite restaurant, don’t give up an opportunity for the well-earned vitamin D exposure. 7. Bring your workout outside — get your heart pumping with courtside or field sports such as basketball, soccer and baseball. 8. Compile a reading list — ask your friends and family or check out a site like goodreads.com for recommendations Paint or reorganize your room to reflect your changed priorities now that school is out. on what kind of reading would suit you best... Contrary to popular belief reading is actually fun when it isn’t assigned. 9. Exercise or develop that green thumb and start a garden — you can keep your pursuits small and start with flowers or win the race with flying colours and supply a bountiful harvest of vegetables aplenty come September. 10. Take advantage of nearby parks and campsites while simultaneously earning friend points by organizing a friendly barbecue/picnic/potluck.