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CLAS SiFiLpsS

March 23, 1999

over the edge staff would
like to thank the max for
their inspiring music at 1

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Over The Edge is the offi-

cial publishing media of
students at the university
of Northern british colum-

dents. in “the: northern

region.
We can be reached by
several methods as out-

lined: ‘below and encour-

age ail students, both
those on the main campus
and regional campuses, to
take part in ‘Over The
Edge.
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ANNOUCE-
NENT

Any women interested in
playing women’s hockey
for UNBC next year?

Contact Leigh at
dougk000 @unbce.ca. Let
me know ASAP!!

H E L P
WANTED

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WANTED

Volunteers to help with the
construction of student
newspaper. Visit the Over

Three Lines Free

Sweetheart, | love you, I’m

following you, | know
where you live. Please
have the restraining order
lifted.

Wanted, one slightly used
kidney. Will pay up to
$3.00 but you must deliv-
er. Unless you want to give
me your car too.

To all those people who go
out during the day for
those 10 minute nature
walks, keep on smiling.
Signed: Girls with the
braids.

TO ENNAIRAM: HAPPY
20TH BIRTHDAY! WE
LOVE YOU LOTS!
YOU'RE THE BEST!
HAVE A GREAT DAY!
LUV YOUR BUDS:
HARAS, ARAT, ZEERIAT,
NASUS, AND YOU.

Sorry to disappoint |
slipped something into
your pint thanks for last
night :)

Here are my 3 lines that
are free | want to go home
now.

| want to meet Ben, got my
paper and pen, Cameras
galore, I’m a _ celebrity
whore.

You big mouth, stop being
so whiny or I'll kick your
hiney

Trembling lips stolen from
our kiss it’s you | miss

To the hypoglycemic who
ate all the sugar cubes in
the office. Get a Glucose
patch!

4 weeks to go up here in
the snow time passes so
slow

It's not life that I’m living
it's to death | won't give in
to | need that hope of a
future that’s brightening

Dear Thumpers, please
quit making bunnies. Dust
should lie still, so should
my ceiling. Signed, unhap-
py hunter. P.S. | just got my
FAC.

To the psycho with the
aerosol whipping cream,
defend yourself, preferably
with strawberries, Waffle
Eater.

Ode Of the Ping-Pong
Player: Little White Ball,
Under the Vending
Machine, lying on my face,
Now | will watch the
Simpsons.

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Someone somewhere in
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Insanity comes from the
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you don’t shut-up that’s
what I'll plead during the
murder trial.

Tall, Dark and Handsome:
Good looking does not
mean appealing. Get a
personality.

Sometimes | wonder why
computers are touted as
fabulous technology espe-
cially when they sponta-
neously abort my home-
work.

When we turn on the light,
it won’t be so dark, over-
heard in the UNBC
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the Edge office in the
Winter Garden.

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negotiable amount. Will
pick up. E-mail
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Spring

permitting.

PIRGAPALOOZA ‘99

PIRGAPALOOZA ‘99
March 24, 2-4pm

In the Agora courtyard weather

Do you partake in any form of per-
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