Kornered On Kampus

Mmmm...home cookin’. As
thanksgiving approaches,
we look forward in antici-
pation to the excellent grub
that well soon be in our
tummies. However due to
the desire for scrumptious
delights, we often forget to
be thankful on
Thanksgiving. To spark
deep contemplations on
this issue in the minds of
our assorted hall wander-
ing comrades we accosted
them and demanded to
know

By: Heather Simms

Photos: Stephanie Wilson

Shawn

(The EcoWater

Systems boy)
“The weather.”

“What are you thankful

“Our gun laws, not gun for?”

registration, our gun laws!

(Political Science
and International
Studies)

“My life, living, living,
breathing, waking up
in the morning and
saying ‘I’ve got to go
to class!”

Curtis
Computer Science
“That | can go home for
Thanksgiving.”

“lm thankful for my fami-
ly, my friends and my
church family.”

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Tomorrow little green men
will kidnap you to their home
planet and turn you into their
sex goddess (whether you
are a male or a female).

Taurus

You feel as if no one properly
comprehends rudimentary
concepts such as how the
intellectual ego interconnects
with the spiritual id into a
chain of super-conscious
mentality as a brief subject of
the sub-conscious mem-
brane. Frankly you're right,
no one does! Whatever the
hell you’re smoking, maybe
check the bag for freshness
again.

Gemini

You feel real shitty right now,
but don’t think of taking it out
on someone else. Hint:
Doing time in maximum
security as someone's bitch
is not cool.

Cancer

You’re machismo frustrates
younger siblings everywhere.
Leave us alone!

Leo

Stop fretting! If Clinton con-
vinced the world that no, he
did not have sexual relations
with Monica Lewinsky, then
no one will ever find out...you
know.

Virgo

Your money hungry little
mind is enough to make
Geminis everywhere want to
drop kick your behind. Don’t
wet the bed, just yet though,

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they still love you!

Libra

The balance of your chi is
synonymous with the bal-
ance of the universe. All is
right within.

Scorpio

Attention all stinging bugs:
Stephanie is ruler of you all,
so give her all your money
and assets. She is to be
found, plotting, in the Over
The Edge office.

Sagittarius

As wise man Guru once said
(a...uh personal favorite of
Mme.Bogus Taro, if you
know what | mean!) Nothing
beats a good loving. Take
this hint to your loved one.

Aquarius

Omigod! What the hell is
growing out of your neck?
Oh it’s just that essay you
didn’t do, the room you forgot
to clean, the doctor’s appt.
you never kept, etc...Come
on Aqua-Baby, pick up the
slack here!

Capricorn

You in the ninth house of
Pluto today. He’s a sorry
bastard, but don’t worry, it’s
going to be a short visit.
Mood swings are temporary.

Pisces

Blah, blah, blah...you’re so
tired of being taken for grant-
ed...blah, blah, blah...being
ignored...blah, blah, blah...no
one appreciates you...blah,
blah, blah... Hello! Have you
even listened to yourself late-
ly?