KORNERED

Over The Edge Page 7

By Kristina Redlon

Well, here it is, the first edition of Kornered on Kampus for this semester. As usual this will be filled with thought provoking and socially relevant questions.
AH-HA-HA and now on to my column. After a long and boring summer | am totally psyched for an unstoppable 8 months of torment to my fellow students.
OK (...drumroll...)on to the topic. As | was sitting in class | was thinking to myself “I would give my right arm to be at home asleep.” Then | thought “Would |
really give my right arm?” | mean, aside from the obvious I’m attached to it defense, | don’t really want to learn how to write again. So, after much delibera-

tion, | decided | would give my left leg from the knee-down, to be finished my degree. The longer the class got, the more interesting the idea became to me,
and | decided to take a poll. This week’s questions is:

“If you could give a body part, which would you chose and why?”

“I'd give a pinkie toe for “| would shave my head for “All right...for an environ-
k nn

“l, um, my appendix formy  “My-left testicle for the cure
a year round steady flow of mentally friendly world, I'd degree.”

‘ for cancer.”
Eric, Forestry Major, decent NUGSS activities.” give my spleen.” Shawn, English Major, Quentin, English Major,
Second Year. Aaron, Anthropology Cecilia, Environmental Second Year. Third Year.
Major, Fourth Year. Studies, First Year.

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Oct. 8

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