SRI eS 4

¥ WELL SPONGE-MOP,
f THE TRUTH IS I CAN'T HANDLE
THIS KINP OF SITUATION, AND
JANE IS COVERING FOR ME

LT SUPPOSE YOU'RE.
WONDERING WHY I'M
HIDING IN THE BACK OF

THE STORE...

I REALLY NEED TO
1) HIRE SOMEONE
ELSE, BUT I’M
AFRAIP IF HE SEES
ME LIKE THIS
HE’LL LEAVE AND
I'LL NEVER FIND |
SOMEONE TO
WORK HERE,

re
I'VE GOT SOMETHING

i TO SHOW YOU!

HERE 19 THE
CHURCH, AND THIS
1S ITS STEEPLE.
OPEN IT UP AND
SEE ALL THE
PEOPLES.

WHAT AWY RED- BLOODED
WENTYSOMETHING BOY’

IME TRAVELS
V,

GS ae
OKAY, I DONT CARE \/So WHAT
WHAT AFTER-StHooL | ARE You
SPECIALS SAY; BEING| GOING Te
SINGLE SUCKS.

EDUCATIONVILLE
by Deas Hammenstedt
=a,

NOW , I TWIST OFF
YOUR NIPPLESS//

ane WILL 90 A GOOP JOB. \|

SHE'S SMART AND SUBTLE.
SHE'LL FIND A WAY TO STALL
HIM UNTIL T SOBER UP ENOUGH
TO INTERVIEW HIM.

VON SECOND THOUGHT
IF HE EVER FINDS HIS
NIPPLES, I MAY JUST

GIVE HIM THE JOB...

OOH. OW. \Y
JEEZUS OUCH!!
LADY, IF I EVER

FIND YOUR
HOUSE I'M
GOING TO SHIT
N\ RIGHT INYOUR A

IM GOING To USE MY SPECIAL
LY MoDIFIED irl ee ey

Wow... TIME TRAVEL
FEELS LIKE DROWNING
IN A DIsc