Kornered on Kampus by Dana Schwehr This week | thought I'd discuss something that seems to be an issue, especially during the holiday season. Society today seems to be obsessed with size. We build huge buildings, and congratulate our- selves on our magnifi- cence when we are done. People love get- ting big teddy bears, but they always say that good things: come in small packages. So, which is actually better; big or small? Would you rather grab the big cookie, or the little one? Does someone have to do something huge to sweep you off your feet, or is it the little everyday things that mean the most? Personally, I'd rather see a little bit of snow rather than a lot...but there had better be a big pile of snow at the ski hill! Sometimes | want a big huge meal, or a massive sleep-a- thon, but other times, I'd rather have a_ small snack or a cat nap. This leads me to believe that | am in no position to make any judgements on the matter, because it depends on too many different things, the main deciding factor being what mood I’m in. Therefore, this week’s Kornered on Kampus question is: Is bigger actually better? it’s all a myth...because it’s just not the way it works. It’s a myth. Patrick, Environmental Planning No.. no, ist year Talk to two people at once mh te tt Bg oh Aint ce TeELus® No, but it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat. Erin, 2nd Anthropology year Try 3 Way Calling today. Just 75¢ per use. See the opening pages in your TELUS White Pages Directory for details. No, not at all Laura, 2nd year History | don’t know! | have nothing to base it on. Lennise, 3rd year Psychology it depends...I’m not sure. Tai, 4th year Business Yeah, epared by C Mjeve afy oF these ARIES The eclipse of the moon in con- junction with your natural apti- tude for the bizarre will produce in you your most creative, yet totally “eccentric,” week of the year. TAURUS Your sign this week is in the height of your lunar year, but inspite of that you won't be able to acomplish all you want to. This is because you were born under “the star of the slacker” ‘and no matter how good your other indicators are this star will always rule your life until you die. | suggest you choose another birthday in order to try and fool fate. GEMINI Your skills in the kitchen this week are going to be excellent. You may want to have some- one over just to show off. A word of warning though, don’t try to flambe anything unless you like the look of a scorched ceiling. CANCER Don’t ever try to fool your room- mates with melted ice cream that has been refrozen. They'll know and take every chance to through you in snowbanks. LEO This week your signs point to a high in your personal life. Take this chance to make a few good friends or even a new relation- ship with someone you have been attracted to for a long time. You'll probably still be rejected but they’ll be nicer than they would have been about the rejection any other week. VIRGO Any ambition you have this week will be squelched by a serious personal problem on Wednesday Feb 26 at 5:42 pm so try and get everything you need done before that. LIBRA January 24, 2000 roscopes you peed a ty ‘This week you will 4 a trend- setter. Everything you do will be considered “cool.” Take advantage of this time to make all your friends buy into really gorky fads and then laugh at them. SCORPIO Your future this week is very hazy. All | can see is clouds of steam. | don’t think it means much, but | would be careful while cooking pasta or anything else involving boiling water if | were you. SAGITTARIUS This week | see for you a conflict with your roommates, when your taste in videos clash and all your pent up hostilities come to head. CAPRICORN This week is the time when you realize your parents are right. you are a lazy, no good, twit like they said. Shape up, punk! AQUARIUS You are way to stressed. You need to get out this week and have some fun,-because if that vein in your forehead gets any bigger it could develop a per- sonality of it’s own. PISCES Your sign shows a low in intua- tive abilities this week. Don’t go with any of your gut instincts, because they will all be wrong. But on the other hand fate could just be trying to psyche you out and your impulses are right, but because you don’t trust them you'll end up going wrong. | suggest you don’t do anything. APOLOGIES: Sorry for the lack of horo- scopes last edition. | was so disapointed about Y2K that | stayed in the bunker for a week and cried.