February 26, 2001 Poetry Over The Edge P Poet's Corner Drop off Your Poetry and We'll put it in. Everyone in GAP Annoying beeps in my class Mozart is rolling How does it feel walking around the university these days? Frigid ice like glass Puffy aerosol without girls gathering around you for an autograph, at least! Amphibian, stupid _ cheese | don’t blame them, , ’ | a death of the frog I’m probably your biggest fan! do not expose || |Oh the stories | could tell them to heat about your seductive and romantic ways, | they would be lost in fantasies for days... poor girls, | understand because you've had that effect on me Since the night we met. First eye contact, then harmless flirting, and the next thing you know, your panties are damp and your body’s screaming to be penetrated- yes- sex with you is what | live for, except for everything else, that is, but none of that stuff is important right now... | glow with happiness and smiles | whenever | remember you kissing my nose ever so gently or even just how you look at me- you obviously love me so much. Who could have thought I’d ever grow up and actually value a long term, committed relationship? Well, you learn a new thing every day... see you at home... love you... Flying Dave so high Oh no, | blew Zooming, advertizing so join ears he cries out Numismatics: a) the study of coins, medals, and related objects, as paper money b) the act of flirting with more than one person in an evening c) an arcane branch of arithmetic in which no numbers are involved d) persons or people involved in the production of beaded curtains | mean, you’re so sexy that you probably can’t even take two steps 1 Word of the Week | Aguow Jseded se ‘syoafqo payeja: pue sjepawi ‘suioo jo Apnis eu) (e