— Over The Edge November 13, 1996 T —The Pit Page_> The Intramural Scene The last league games for basketball will be November 14th, with playoffs starting the following week. The last league game for coed indoor soccer will be November 20 with playoffs starting the following week. Next semester, the Fitness Centre will be offering men’s and women’s floor hockey, and coed volleyball. Depending © _ on the interest, there may be a recreational and a competitive league. You can pick up team forms from the PIT and they should be handed in ASAP to ensure your team will get into the league. The increase in interest may limit the number of teams accepted!! Volunteers We are looking for volunteers for the armwrestling tournament on November 30. Anyone looking for volunteer hours or who would like to get involved with the fitness center, should come to the PIT and sign up. Depending on the number of hours you work, you may be eligible for ‘free equipment rental for a 1 month period or for the whole semester. The equipment rentals include racquets, balls, eye protectors and cross country ski packages. It is a great opportunity to build up your resume and then get out on the courts and play. Getting ready for Christmas The PIT has new squash racquets in, so for those of you looking to purchase a racquet, come on up and ARM WRESTLING TOURNAMENT There will be a UNBC only armwrestling tournament on November 30 in the Wintergarden. There will be men’s a women’s divisions, _ right and left hands and many different weight categories. Entry Fee is $2.00 charge per arm/hand. There will be world class champions doing a demonstration prior to the contest that promises to be a lot of fun. con't from page 6 Promotions was the only person who abstained from expressing this particular view”. I’m not sure if the - writer missed the integral part of Brenda’s speech, but she recalls her cpening statement as, “ I wanted to thank everyone who ran against me (ha, ha)”. In actuality Brenda also concluded with the comment In conjunction with the armwrestling tournament, there will be a pizza taste testing competition. We have invited pizza restaurants from around town to'supply us with Ham/Pineapple, Pepperoni/Mushroom pizzas. The staff and students at UNBC are invited to come watch the armwrestling tournament and vote on their favourite pizza. The winning establishment in each “well nobody ran against me, making my life easier I guess”. The summation to this “sarcastic” article was nothing more than a poor conclusion to a poorly substantiated argument. For the fortunate people who missed the article this is the concluding statement: “ If this is the best that UNBC category will get to hang a baner in their restaurant that © says “Our Ham and Pineapple (or Pepperoni/ Mushroom) #1 choice of UNBC.” Weigh-In starts at 9 am and runs until 11, pizza tasting from 11 to 12, world class demonstration from 12 to 1 pm and the actual tournament runs from 1 until completion. can sport for such future events, well, I can foresee a long, slow process to UNBC ever becoming a school where people can be proud to attend”. Several of us read Mr. Paul Berard’s article (though his name did not appear on it) collectively. The answer that arose from the conversation was, if this is the best literature (writing) check out what we have. We also carry eye protection, balls, grips, wrist bands, head bands, bags, and racquetball gloves. Come and check out our t-shirts, and hats that carry the “Timberwolves” logo, these are great for Christmas!! Squash Tournament Results of the squash tournament on October 27, 28 were the following: ADVANCED 1st - Kerry Reimer 2nd - Shaun McQuitty 3rd - Kevin Mcerlean | that the newspaper can produce, well perhaps it will be a long time before Over The Edge will evolve into a newspaper that will contain substantiated arguments and proved factual information According to my desk side dictionary ‘sarcastic’ is defined as a ‘bitter or wounding ironic remark’. Yes I will concede that Mr. Another reward of higher education... Get $750 towards the purchase or lease of any new GM vehicle INTERMEDIATE 1st - Vincent Van Neuron 2nd - Dominic Reiffarth 3rd - Erik Hernes NOVICE 1st - John Antill ‘2nd - Jason Pannu 3rd - Patrick Scott Thank you to the squash club for all of their time and effort, especially Sofia Ansari. Berard did manage to sound bitter. The only part that I found ironic about the article was the fact it was placed — next to Over The Edge’s ongoing advertisement for Editor positions. Even though they just had their election due to “recent developments at Over The Edge resulted in several members leaving their positions vacant".