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Kornered On Kampus

We cant Tind
cornered on
Campus... It will
return next week

WE'LL SIT = WE WON’
WERE ALL

Te Bus!
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ALEG TO QRING
BACK The Bus!

. Wome AoW.

Back TAE BUS
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QO 19. 2 a 8he,

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hiding? Come out of your
idiot hidey hole and rejoin the
rest of the world!

Libra

Life is so hectic you're totally
off balance, but that’s too
bad, you'll just have to deal.

Scorpio
So much potential so little
time to decide. What shall
you do? Just choose
already, you already know
what you want!

Sagittarius

Your arrow is in fine form
today, let it point you in the
right direction for once!

Aquaris

Same old, same old! Break
out of the rut and do some-
thing exciting already.
Otherwise I refuse to read
your cards any more
because you bore me so
much!

Capricorn

My cards are a little blurry
today but | believe the moon
and the sun together mean
that you’re going to be on a
crazy bender of unpre-
dictable fun!

Pisces
You are a sly one, dating an

ex of an ex-friend of a new
friend,etc...Don’t say | didn’t

Control your mouth! You find
yourself spewing information
to everyone who cares to lis-
ten, but listen to me carefully:
gossip will only ensure that
eventually you will end sitting
in the trash can banished
from polite society!

Taurus

I told you last time you read
this, enough with the pseudo
intellectual b.s. People
appreciate your talents better
when they’re not puking from
your insincerity!

Gemini

It’s okay, so they're not the
person of your dreams,
believe me it’s better that
way. Do you really think sit-
ting across the table watch-
ing them pick their teeth and
belch is all that wonderful? |
didn’t think so!

Cancer

Self-reflection is one thing,
maudlin self-absorption is
entirely another. Go out and
have some fun, so your
friends remember what your
face looks like.

Leo

Finally! You're getting going,
you’re in motion, you're on
your way! Now stop waiting
for permission and do what
you know you know you do
best.

Virgo

Where'd you go? Are you in

Disclaimer:

All Horoscopes provided
by Over The Edge are
completely fictional, and if
you believe them you are
so stupid you recure a
safety helmet.

come out as unscathed as
possible!

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