OVER THE EDGE NEWSPAPER. OCTOBER 11, 2006 What the Girlfriend Says: When a comedy makes you laugh so little that you can count its funny mo- ments on your right hand, you know its not very good. I am a big Will Farrell fan, but I must admit this time, Farrell, you let me down, Talladega Nights is a movie about a NASCAR driver named Ricky Bobby who must overcome his fear of driv- ing after getting into a horrible car ac- a ee ee ees —— cident. To make matters worst, after the accident his wife leaves him for his best friend. This is a pretty good story- line that would make a great movie if it wasnt brutally slaughtered by the cre- ators of Talladega Nights. “ua large portion of this movie is just filler.’ First of all, this movie contains only 60 seconds of racing scenes. I happen to believe that a movie about racing should involve some racing. Secondly, the char- acterization is all wrong. None of the characters are believable or consist- ent. Ricky Bobby’s father, Reese Bobby (played by Gary Cole) spends half of the movie being a horrible dad who abandoned his family and the other half being a great father whose only goal is helping his son get over his fear of racing and get back on the track. T also find that a large portion of this movie is just filler, Its main slogan, “shake and. bake,’ is used about five hundred times, but it is only funny the first time. As well, Farrell's moment of running around naked after a car crash is funny the first time, but not the second. Like Old School, this movie contains plenty of Farrell nudity with half the comedy. The main goal of this film seems to be cramming as many advertisements as physically possible into one short slot * ee HS = RS Davan Macintire, Something Positive's main character Something Positive (S*P) is a web- comic that simply oozes cynicism and bitterness. Right from the first comic, it is quite clears that this comic is going to slap you in the face, and you are going to like it. The very first comic features the main character, Davan Macintire, send- ing a coat hanger to an ex-girlfriend as a baby shower gift. From then on comes an unending stream of anger and hate directed at the world in general. Davan is an unabashed misanthrope and has no reservations about acting on it. His at- titude towards humanity in general can be summed up in the following quote “There ate people I know who won't of time. It contains so many product advertisements that I stopped counting after thirty. Wonderbread, Coca-Cola, Budweiser, KFC, Taco Bell, Old Spice, Perrier and Applebee's are just a couple of the companies that took advantage of promoting themselves in this film. Because this movie is an incredibly long and completely not funny commer- cial in disguise, I give it only two “shake and bakes” out of five. What the Boyfriend Says: Can Will Ferrell do anything wrong? He has proven himself capable of mak- ing some excellent comedies. His most recent effort, Talladega Nights, is the story of a man, Ricky Bobby, whose fame is not his two first names but his excep- tional speed on the NASCAR track. Among the way Ricky has to deal with the reappearance of his long-lost dad, his badmouthed kids, and his “racer wife’. There is also his best friend since kindergarten. Together Farrell and his friend, played by John C. Reilly, ‘shake and bake’ their way around the track. The film was crafted to make you know you were watching a NASCAR movie the entire way. As in NASCAR, advertising is everything and the film takes every opportunity to incorporate an ad. As with real racers, sponsorship is the means-by which Farrell makes his R. K MILHOLLAND hurt me. I call them corpses.” : This is not to say that to read S*P is an unending litany of horrors visited upon the psyche (although “horrors vis- ited upon the psyche” would be an excel- lent description of some webcomics I've stumbled across). The central force to S*P is not its festering hate, but rather the friendships that bond the central characters. Although the main charac- ters delight in causing pain and suffering to others (Davan lit his boss on fire when he quit his job), they are absolutely com- mitted to each other. This is highlighted again and again, from small things like supporting each other after a bad day, to Fee, A particularly ppoldesi moment was the Bobby family sitting around the dinner table, and while giving the grace Ricky Bobby reveals that he has to men- tion the products of Taco Bell and KFC due to his contract obligations. The film stays true to its theme creating a refresh- ing consistent comedy, ‘A little less gay jokes and a little more racing action would have brought the movie even higher.’ There were times where I thought the story was getting in the way of the humor, but the movie would soon turn itself around on me and Id be laugh- ing again. The subplot with Ricky's dad wasnt too great, seeming to only be a means to incorporate more random jokes rather than an actual useful plot device. Yet when the film goes back to racing, and the network has to cut to a commercial during a particularly long car crash, you know the film hasn't failed yet. ‘This isn't Ferrell's greatest comedy, but it is a good comedy nonetheless. A little less gay jokes and little more racing ac- tion would have brought the movie even higher. 3 and a half baby-Jesus’ out of 5. hiring call girls to accompany Davan to his 10° anniversary high school reunion, to make him appear successful. If not already obvious, the humour of S*P is extremely offbeat. It can be incredibly offensive at times, but not because it is particularly trying to. It's not that the characters are trying to be offensive, it’s just that they don't par- ticularly care what they talk about, so if they happen to talk about menstruating coffee, that's just how it is. It's the same with the utterly bizarre humour that commonly takes place. When the “Can- adian Trap Door Gator” pops out of the ground, eats a minor character and then states that he's going to show the true meaning of Kwanzaa, that doesn't seem to be terribly out of place, Davan sees the world as an angry, strange and offensive place, so when strange or offen- sive things happen in the strip, it doesn’t seem too terribly out of the ordinary. “The central force to S*P is not its festering hate, but rather the friendships that bond the central charac- ters.” ‘The strip’s creator, R. K. Milholland (or Randy), is the basis of Davan, the main character. It’s implied that Randy is even more vitriolic than Davan is, but on the other hand, there is no webcomic artist with as much dedication to his readers as Randy has. Randy is, after all, very indebted to his readers. In 2001, he was the first webcomic artist to use the concept of a donation drive to support his site. This was simply to offset the cost of hosting a webcomic on a server. TABATHA LUNDHOLM ARTS EDITOR This pseudo-chick flick of a movie isn't as bad as it seems. Sure, it's about a guy whos down on his luck, and sees a“Doctor’” for help in he situation. Then he gets the girl, but his mentor wants to steal his girl, so crazy hijinx ensue. In the end, the guy gets the girl. Sorry for ruin- ing it for you, but cmon, we all saw it coming. Other than the somewhat lame plot, it’s fairly well written, with some funny character attributes, such as Roger's habit of passing out when he gets nerv- ous. Poor guy. All in all, this is a pretty funny movie. 3/5. Then, in 2004, after many complaints about the lateness and sporadic nature of updates, (indeed, only Megatokyo has a less reliable update schedule, of the semi-professional webcomic world) Randy challenged his readers to donate his entire year's salary, so he could quit his job and work on the comic full time. Much to his surprise he had made an entire year's salary in less than a month, so he quit his job and the updates be- came more stable. It was based on this example that many other webcomic art- ists quit their day jobs and began rely- ing on income from donations and mer- chandise. S*P is a very worthwhile webcomic to read, if only for its bitter outlook on the world, coupled with its sentimental attitude towards friendship. Seeing the two combined makes for a very inter- esting read. If, for example, all you've ever read are gaming comics, this is an excellent introduction to the world of “Slice-of- Life” comics (probably the best “Slice-of Life” comic currently running). If, alternatively, you commonly read webcomics about daily life, and you have not read S*P, I’m afraid I'll have to dis- own you until you do,