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What do you think of Female or Male players, “playing” the opposite sex?
The reason why | chose this question is that there has been some controversy
up in res about who, why and what is a player. In order to define these three W’s
one must first clarify what people truly think of players and if the issue is even
worth analyzing.

Aries until you realize that your
plants are dead, your dog is
starving and your laundry is
growing some terribly nasty
fungus, oh wait things are
normally like that. You can go
back to the olympics now.

Dance, baby dance. Have
fun, get out and have a good
time, because midterms will
be starting soon and you
won't have a chance to go
out for the rest of the semes-
ter.

Scorpio

Skills are the best friend you
can have in this day and age.
| suggest you learn how to
juggle, or make origami
dogs, or hats out of those
long skinny balloons. These
may seem trivial now, but just]
wait until you are the boring

Taurus
Chicken is not for you. At
least not today. If you have
chicken today there will be
terrible consequences.

Gemini
Running in the buff today

Kari Sexsmith Andrew Bond Neal Emerson could be a lot of fun, but try one at the next party you go
Major: Environmental Science Major: Sciences Major: Biology not to get arrested for ie: to.

: , : ‘ cent exposure. If your going
“Honesty is a virtue and as “| look up to players, anyone “I think that guys are sincere to get trouble make it for S agittarius
long as one person is telling | who can play grils and not get and considerate people that something worthwhile, like | Communication will be al
the truth, not what another . caught deserves a high firve. get taken advantage of by throwing your ssonusiales cat | stumbling block to you this
person wnats to hear, then BUT | DON’T THINK ITS every girl they care about” aut the window, week. Learn how to speak

everything would wrok out RIGHT your mind and maybe how to

use one of those writing stick
thingy’s (I think its called a
pen).

Cancer
Try something new this week.
Like green eggs and ham.
Now that Heinz has released
its new green ketchup you
can have a fully color coordi-
nated meal.

Capricorn
If you’re happy and you know
it clap your hands. No wait
that was for my preschool}
class. This is for you. If
you’re depressed and you
know it take some prozac.

Leo

Befriend nature this week.
Go out and hug a tree, but
not literally, because if you
end up poking yourself in the

Aquarius

Angela Binnie Lindsay Sahaydak dames Maunder eye with a branch and need- | There are two things to
Major: General Arts Major: international Sudies Major: History ing emergency eyeball | remember this week. The

. surgery it’s not our fault. first is never go to class if you
“If you're going to play the “If you’re not smart enough to “Players are very bad news, | don’t’ have to, and the sec-
game, you better know the recognize a player, then you __ try to distance myself from Virgo ond is never listen to horo-
rules” are going to get played” them as much as possible.” Prepare yourself for a week scopes because they are all

of mental strain this week, | "24° UP-

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Pisces
Take time to evaluate your life
this week. There is some
way in which you could
improve. Quit a bad habit, be
nice to your brother or just
spend some time in reflective
thought. Not only will you be
a better person, but the world
will be a better place.

“What goes around comes
around”