Can’t miss a Roller Derby bout

PG‘ Rollergirls are gonna eat them a lot of peaches

Andrew Bailey
Sports and Clubs Editor

The Rollerderby is Andrew Bailey's favourite
spectator ‘sport. This is a fact because the
Rollerderby is the sexiest and most physically
appealing display of raw emotion that exists on
earth. If Jesus were alive today he would never
miss a bout. Therefore, going off the WWJD
rule, y'all need to buy your tickets for the next
PG Rated Rollergirl experience happening at
the Roll-A-Dome on Saturday April 17th. The
last bout sold out quickly so be sure to buy your
tickets faster than a jack rabbit running through
a coalmine. Tickets are available at Books and
Co., Handsome Cabin Boy Tattoo, The Roll-A-
Dome, and from any of your favourite local rol-
lergirls!

This bout will be groundbreaking as it is the
first time in the PG Rated Rollergirl’s short his-
tory that they will be competing against a team
from out of town. The Okanagan Peach Tarts
are coming to Northern BC to get their asses
kicked. My hatred of the Okanagan has been
well documented so | won't get into it here other
than to state that the Okanagan is full of know
nothing inbreéds who are reminiscent of school
on Saturday's. How’s that you ask? Well loyal
readers, school has no class on Saturdays. For
years | have schemed to somehow punish the
Okanagan for the awful way they treat people
who look like me (they no like the hippies) and
| can think of no better retribution then watching
their women get smoked by the vicious elbows
of my favourite Rollergirl Ruby Raucous.

Raucous will be only one of Prince George’s
fantastic derby girls to be stapling harsh mem-
ories of Prince George to the foreheads of
Okanagan’s inferior women. But she will un-
doubtedly be the most violent about it. | am
therefore so excited about this next bout that |
will need to hire a team of scientists to invent a
pair of pants for me to wear on April 17th as cur-
rently there are no pants in existence that would
be able to take the jdb on. Get excited y’all, the
Nechako will run red with the blood of peach
eating, sun bathing, fish eating vegetarian,
Okanagan blood on Saturday April, 17th. You
got a date Saturday Peach Tarts, and you best
bring an ambulance with you.

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Come out and vote for the U-Pass, again

Shelby Petersen
Editor in Chief :
There will be a replacement referendum for the
Spring/Summer U-PASS April 7th, 2010 in the Wintergarden
from 9:00am-4:00pm
Why you ask? Unfortunately the Spring/Summer fee struc-
ture does not allow us to split the U-PASS fee between the
Spring Intersession and Summer Intersession splitting up the —

fee of $24 for each Intersession. Therefore, we need to hold
another referendum to pass a fee that covers the entire May-
August Semester. Students enrolled within the period of May-
August will pay a $48 dollar U-PASS fee. .

The new question will be as follows: "Are you in favour of
a UPASS fee of $48 for the Spring and Summer semester
which will include unlimited bus service throughout the City of
Prince George and access to the Aquatic Centre and Four
;Seasons,Leisure Rogl?’sIf students vote in favour, the U-PASS

will be implemented as of May 2010. We sincerely apologize
and appreciate your cooperation in moving this forward for the
better of the student body. Please come out and vote on April
7th from 9:00am-4:00pm in the Wintergarden.

So, please come out and make your voice know. ‘The ref-
erendum passes last time around, so don’t miss out on
cheaper busses this summer because you couldn't take the
time to vote!

PUA ee eh tt,

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