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‘Scorpio

(Oct.24-Nov.21)

Your life is so disgustingly
content right now, that look-
ing into my crystal ball is
about as exciting as counting
the lint balls on my favorite
wool sweater (sized XXL),

(Mar.21-Apr.19)
You’re a sheep. Think about
it. Say bahhhh!

Taurus ©

(Apr 20-May 20)

Gorgeous you are indeed.
Yep. Everyone wants to
hump your leg.

Sagittarius
(Nov.22-Dec.21)

Belief is a relative thing. If
you think a Save-The-
Chickens campaign will help
with improving your social
life, good luck to you.

Gemini

(May 21-June 21)
Weirdness becomes you,
becomes your life. Enjoy.

Cancer

(June 22-July 22)
You grow on people.

Capricorn

(Dec.22-Jan.19)
Are you some kind of freak-
ing health nut? What the hell
is with the granola bars, the
power drinks, and the jogs
through the park? Good
God, you make me have
motion sickness watching
you in the crystal. Go to
McD’s, eat a Big Mac, pre-
serve my peace of mind.

Leo
(July 23- Aug 22)

What happened to courage,
your turning into some kind
of Oz!

Virgo

(Aug 23- Sept. 22)

Your melodramatic nature
this month amuses me.
Keep it up!

Libra

(Sept. 23- Oct.23)
Yes, you’d better start plan-
ning your early retirement
now. | mean at the ripe old
age of 20-something you’d
better start getting organized
because Lord knows you
ain’t getting any younger.

Aquarius
(Jan.20-Feb. 18)

One hint. Open mouth,
insert foot, shove, repeat as
necessary.

Pisces
(Feb.19-Mar.20)

What's with the never-end-
ing trickery? Did you hon-
estly think you wouldn't get
caught? Honestly. Grow
up!

Disclaimer:

All Horoscopes provided by
Over The Edge are completely
fictional, and if you believe
them you are so stupid you
require a safety helmet.