February 10 2003
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By Helen Yu
CCA Staff

Don’t like this week’s horo-
scope? Same old random stuff
about preparing for a trip or
meeting a person who will
leave a dramatic impression
on you? Want to hear some
completely different random
stuff that could pertain to you
or anyone else? Well... here’s
your chance. Were gonna ditch
the old twelve month ball-

and-chain format and flip-
script it over to the lunar cal-
endar, Chinese style baby! Uh
huh, that’s right.

According to our new calen-
dar, it is now the year of the
ram. This means that if you
were born in 1979 or 1967 we
feel very sorry for you. Not
because you’re old, well...not
completely, but because you're
a ram. Being a ram on the year
of the ram is a bad thing. This

IN WITH ALITTLE HEL?
FROM PAR. CROWBAR!!

New Year’s Horoscopes, Chinese Style

means you'll have to try extra
hard like a jedi-knight because
there’s a boatload of bad luck
and hardship waiting for you
this year. As for everyone else,
we have some really good
advice for you on the year of
the ram. Actually, this stuff is
good for any year, but its espe-
cially important for this year.
It may even help out some of
you poor people born in the
year of the ram. Anyhow, here

it is. Study hard (wow, amaz-
ing advice!). Make sure all of
your exchanges be good ones,
be they money, social, busi-
ness or even glances. Just try
to make an extra effort to
make sure that you deal with
these exchanges with safety,
honesty, integrity and if at all
possible empathy. When it
comes to your dreams and
goals, dream big, but keep
your goals realistic. This does-

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n’t mean to settle for second
best, but don’t set your sights
on the stars and be doomed to
disappointment when there’s
perfectly good skyline within
your grasp. Healthwise, we
see potential risks to your well
being. Your best bet for avert-
ing these risks? Be proactive.
Give your spirit and body the
much-needed attention they
deserve.