March 9, 1999 | CLASSI Fie Ds Over The Edge Page 11 staff credits editor in chief aaron mahoney culture editor kevin miios news editor nicole larson sports editor jeremy fung photo editor teryn desmet production coordinator travis alexander reporters michetie dubuc kristina redion dana schwehr photographers dana schwehr jay brunn production colleen o'grady kristina redion david mahoney other information Over The Edge is the offi- cial publishing media of students at the university of northern british colum- bia. As such, we are required to report on issues of interest to stu- dents in the northern region. We can be reached by several methods as out- lined below and encour- age all students, both those on the main campus and regional campuses, to take part in Over The Edge. Phone: 1-250-960-5633 Email: over-the-edge @unbc.ca ANNOUCE- NENT Any women interested in playing women’s hockey for UNBC next year? Contact Leigh at dougk000@unbc.ca. Let me know ASAP!! WANTED Travel-teach English: 5 day/40 hr Vancouver: To the guy who broke into my car: You took my stuff, but you missed the baseball bat. Call me, and I'll let you have it, you fucker. Note to ail those drivers who can’t park! There’s limited amounts of parking as it is. Don’t leave that huge gap between cars that another car can’t fit into - it’s a waste of space! Karate Girl: My intentions are honorable. This is more than puppy love. Your furry gentle- man friend. For Sale: One long range tele- scopic rifle. Perfect for use in tower. Must unload quick. $200.00 OBO. Hot bodied male type seeks same. Desires long nights cuddling and more...if you can take the heat. Attend next Board of Governors meeting. People seeking a place to live? Try the overpass on the way to Jasper. Warm, dry, and awfully cozy. “Dark Side of the Force” now available in bottles! Get yours today! Only $40.00 a bottle. 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To all gomers: Take the tin-foil off your head and return to the mothership. | will personally breed your animal. | am available to take appointments Monday to Thursday, 9 - 5. Please send letter: Attn: Desk 236, City Hall, Prince George, BC, V2N 4R7. Include return address. Dear Miss __ |-play-Shania- Twain-at-10-million-decibells- at-three-am: Get a clue before Over The Edge Annual General Meeting Over The Edge is holding a Annual General Meeting at 7:00 pm March 10, 1999. Meet at at the Over The Edge office to arrange transportation at 6:30 Airfare, housing, health insurance, training, paid holidays, work visa. Variety of contractos. Grads, soon to be grads, all majors wel- come. No fees charged!!! Fax/email resume, cover letter to: Email: teacher- source @yahoo.com Fax: (204) 992-2637. Phone: (204) 897-5023. WANTED the Edge office in the Winter Garden. FOR SALE Wanted: Couch in good condition. Wiling to pay negotiable amount: Will pick up. E-mail berap000 @unbc.ca if interested. 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