Over The Edge Pa e 8

Kornered on Kampus

Kristina Redlon

_ What if, for you, there
was no tomorrow? The
idea is kind of intimidat-
ing and interesting at
the same time. Many
people believe the end
of the world will come at
the end of the milleni-
um. Without the threat
of repercussions, or the
fear of atrocities to
come, people’s behav-
iour is bound to
change. Riots, and loot-
ing on a mass scale.
The murder-for-hire
business going quickly
obsolete as people take
vigilanty law in to their
own hands. But that’s if
the whole world were to
end. I’m just talking the
end of your existence.
Everyhting that’s impor-
tant to you, gone. All
alone. No more of your
favorite people, things,
and places. Not the end
of them, per say, just
the end of your enjoy-
ment of them. There
are optimistic good
sides, you would no
longer have to do any-
thing you didn’t want to.
But then you would no
longer be able to do
what you wanted to
either. Well that’s a
depressing thought. On
to better topics. What to
do with your last 24
hours. | personally
would stalk down my
fave celebrity and, well,
suffice it to say, he’d be,
kidnapped. No noble
attempts at anything to
benefit society, no I’m
the self serving type.
So to find how others
would spend their last
24 hours the question
was posed;

"YOU HAVE ONE DAY
LEFT ON EARTH. WHAT

Polish off as much of a
Guiness keg as possi-
ble. I'd jump into a vat
of Guiness.
Dave, Wildlife, Third
Year.

I'd runaway.
Mike, Wildlife, Third
Year

Anything that came to
mind.
Jack, Forestry, Third
Year.

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There once was a prof from PG
Who labled examples with e.
The students revolted,

Just stood up and bolted
Laughing and shouting with glee.

WOULD YOU DO?
_ ee

Bring a herd of alpac-

cas to the Aquatic

Centre.
Dan, Wildlife, Fourth
Year.

| wouldn't do anything
terribly exiting. Go in
the bushes and read.
Katie, Undeclared,
Second Year.

Do something | haven't
done before.
Tasha, Forestry,
Second Year.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

You discover that Kool-Aid is a
great hair colouring agent. When
you dye your Pink Swimmingo, it
causes your hair to fall out and your
scalp has been etched in the pat-
tern resembling a choking flamingo.
Taurus (April 20-may 20)
Personal hygiene is again an issue
this week. You discover your room-
mate has used your bath puff as a
doggy toy.

Vegetarian (Carrot-tofu)

(in the continuing saga of Gemini)
You discover that the croutons in
your salad are made using animal
fat. Your day gets worse when you
discover that you were charged $4
per crouton.

Cancer (June 21-July22)

You are finally able to hitch a ride
with a car pool. After that one trip
you decide that walking through the
slush and the rain isn’t as bad.

Leo (July 23-Aug 22)

You will answer the phone and talk
to the love of your life. They will
then ask if your roommate needs a
date for tonight.

Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22)

You find your financial situation is
such that you are forced to sell the

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neighbours cat to McDonald's for

fries.

Libra (Sept 23-Oct 22)

The sound of your
roommates/neighbours making love
for the duration of the dark hours
will give you a good excuse for fail-
ing your midterm.

Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)

You find that you are only able to
get dates by clubbing them on the
head and providing first aid.
Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)

You find that you get a hormonal
imbalance from drinking too much
chocolate milk during exams.
Capricon (Dec 22-Jan 19)

After one loser date after another,
you find that your dates have taken
the UNBC “How to be a scary date”.
Its a three credit course.

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)

This is not the age of Aquarius. This
is the age of assimilation. You
should find someone to assimilate
with.

Pisces (Feb 19-Mar 20)

After droppping your shorts at the
end of the latest rugby function after
walking down the hail you hear cho-
ruses of “Don’t want no short, short
man’.

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