February 8, 1999 staff credits editor in chief aaron mahoney culture editor kevin milos news editor nicole larson sports editor jeremy fung photo editor teryn desmet reporters aaron mahoney kristina redion nicole larson christopher schuiz dana schwehr jeremy fung photographers teryn desmet aaron mahoney jeremy fung comics/graphics cory hicks production aaron mahoney nicole larson david mahoney support staff production coordinators travis alexander other information Over The Edge is the offi- cial publishing media of Students at the university of northern british colum- bia. As such, we are required to report on issues of interest to stu- dents in the northern region. We can be reached by several methods as out- lined below and. encour age all students, both those on the main campus and regional campuses, fo take part in Over The Edge. Phone: 1-250-960-5633 Fax: 1-250-960-5407 Email: over-the-edge @unbc.ca Web: www.unbe.ca/ edge_page/home.html Address: Over The Edge 3333 University Way Prince George, B.C. V2N 429 CLASSIFIEDS THANK YOU The Women’s Rugby Club would like to thank the stu- dents and faculty at UNBC for their support through the bake sale on Friday. Proceeds from this fund raiser will go towards sending the Club to a tour- nament in Kelowna. JOB OPPS. Travel-teach English: 5 day/40 hr Vancouver: March 10-14 , June 23-27, October 27-31, Victoria: May 26-30, November 17- 21. TESOL teacher certifi- cation course (or by corre- spondence). 1,000’s of jobs available now. Free information package, toll free 1-888-270-2941. Over The Edge Page 11 WANTED Volunteers to help with the construction of student newspaper. Visit the Over the Edge office in the Winter Garden. FOR SALE Wanted: Couch in good condition. Wiling to pay negotiable amount. Will pick up. E-mail berap000 @ unbc.ca if interested. hree Lines Free Irb, Irb, Satan just visited and warned you to do the dishes or else. -Ralph. To the one back home. Far's I'm concerned, it's always going to be Sunsets and Stars. IP+TK1 Forever. To the doofuss who is stealing extension cords from the residence parking lot: watch your step or | will hang you from nearest lamppost by, you guessed it, an extension cord. Severely pissed. To the prick chasing my love interest. Be patience, I'm about to dump her. 01911. To the hacker in FSTY 303, Quit smoking or stay home so the rest of us won't catch your cold. UNBC lifer. ’ The people who live in Res. and run up and down the halls, Start F*#$%ing walking. It's hard to sleep with F$#!ing elephants running the halls. Sleepless. Ski Buddy: One time | thought that | knew your thoughts. | can’t seem to figure you out now. Can we talk? Love X-country. Colleen. No joke. You. Me. Climbing. Ropes. Questions? Waffle maker. Man with cowboy buit. | like your assets. Meet at the Bear after class for deeper probing per- sonal questions. Curious femme. Could someone just shoot me between the eyes so | won't have to do the next CPSC assignment. ZZ49Plural Alpha To the desk guy at the Fitness Centre. I'm try- ing to hit on you! Ditch the harem and | will be your love slave. 337JOP PHAT woman at the Res. BBQ. It was great to talk to you. Can we do it again? How's Thursday night? Dreamer in Res. 1. The person who didn't wait for me to move my laundry out of the dryer Res. 2. Thanks for folding my cloths. Lint collector. Note to roommate: If you sprinkle when you twinkle, then be a sweetie and wipe the seatie. Or else a Bobbittectomy is in store. Owner of Sammy the dog. The next time you drive drunk, I'm turning you in, you pathetic puking shit. Love Screamer. Red haired bombshell in Agora on Monday. You walk with grace that is not humanly possi- ble. Do you dance? See you at the Munk on Friday. Look for bomber jacket and blue eyes. Whistler. The man of my dreams walked by me wearing a PGSS grad jacket around 11am on Wednesday. Tell me your name so | etch your name in my heart. Jynesa. Attention Over the Edge would like to announce the appointment of Aaron Mahoney by the Editorial Board to the Editor in Chief position. Mr. Mahoney will be providing leadership until the OTE Annual General Meeting in February. Outgoing Editor in Chief, Mr. Paul Berard, will be returning to full time studies at the University of Northern British Columbia. The Editorial Board would like to thank Mr. Berard for all the vol- unteer time he spent with the newspaper and wish him well in his new endeavors. Editorial Board Over The Edge The student newspaper of UNBC Phone: (250) 960-5633 email: over-the-edge @ unbc.ca The person who hit my car in Parking lot B last week. | have the colour of your car. | will find you. | am very good at remodeling with a sledge. Repaint your car fast before | find it. Watch933. The giggling hyenas outside the Canfor Thursday night. We were in a midterm and your stories did not amuse. Find somewhere else to tell the world about your boyfriend's wiener. NFG. To those idiot drivers who park a foot away from my driver’s side door, | don’t need to get in my car at all. To the keener in Math100: Shut up, quit answering all the questions and let the prof talk. To the hottie in the weird shirts that sits behind me in ENGL 400; hey baby, won’t you light my fire. NJ No pencil sharpeners, why are there no pencil sharpeners anywhere? Attention All Undergraduate Students Athletic Fee Proposal Open House This is your chance to voice opinions or ask questions about the Athletic Fee. Representatives from UNBC sporis clubs will provide their point of view. 12-3pm Canfor Theatre Friday, February 12, 1999