Inside Joke.

by Josh Harmerstedt

http://ineide joke. keenspace.com

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Aries
You don’t exist.

Taurus

Dream a little dream! It’s good
to use the imagination you
were born with, but you must
learn to add a little organiza-
tion and motivation to it, so
that those dreams will actually
go somewhere.

Gemini

You already know what you
want, and you’re impatient
waiting for things to start hap-
pening. However, you’re not
ready yet if you’re only going
to ignore current problems

A new start, a new life, a new
road. Just watch the path you
tread very carefully just in
case it starts to exhibit signs
of the life your wish to leave

Remember economics: Every
decision has an opportunity
cost associated with it. Make
sure before you make that big
decision that you can with-
stand the cost.

Virgo

| pulled the Devil major arcana
card for your current situation.
Now don’t freak out, it doesn’t
mean anyone is going to hell
just that you’re caught in
stage right now that perhaps
you don’t want to be in. The
chains around your neck are
loose, so the bondage is only

You are walking that line of
balance so carefully, trying to
stay afloat that you’re tense
and aggravated. Remember
what got you to the point

where you are now.
Relaxation and meditation.

Scorpio

Life has beena never-ending
series of work and more work
since this semester began
and you're feeling rather tense
these days. Keep smiling
though because | pulled the
Sun major arcana card for
your future out-come. Good
times and fun are coming your
way this summer.

Sagittarius

Ahhh! Have some respect for
those living around you! I’m
telling you from experience,
roommates are sensitive
souls with weil-tuned ears.
They can hear anything and
everything.

Aquarius

Summer is coming soon, so
don’t you think it would be
beneficial to change some old
die-hard habits so you can
enjoy your holidays more?
Think about it.

Capricorn

Remember to breath and
relax. | know you’ve been
thinking dark thoughts lately,
but really, those ideas aren't
the answers to any of your
questions. If you must, seek
counsel from those you trust
and work it out. It’s the only
answer to finding peace of
mind.

Pisces

The crushes you had back in
high school are reputedly still
stuck in that same mentality
and have only climbed up a
few rungs on the social ladder.
They’re keeping you there too.
Look for those who'll aid in
your own success, not impede
it.

Disclaimer:

All Horoscopes provided by Over The
‘Edge are completely fictional, and if you
believe them you are so stupid you

require a safety helmet.