Where were you™ Sunday, _ November 29th. at -1:00p.m.? eee Remi Lee eae enn eee cea sem Page 12 January 1982 Cassiar Courier Gymnastics Clinic Cassiar Community Club and the Faro Recreation Association has started a resource people exchange pro- gram this year. The Community Club sent a volleyball and a badminton coach to Faro and in return, the Faro Rec Centre sent a gymnastics and hockey coach down. _ The clinics in Cassiar were held on Nov. 28. Unfort- unately the hockey coach could not make itso only the. Gymnastics clinic was on. Mr. Ron Bahuard, the head coach of Faro Gymnastics Club and 3 gymnasts from Faro Patricia Deforest, Karen Boyle and Jennifer Jackson were on hand for the clinic. The morning started off with the coaches session ‘at 9:30 a.m. Then the local gymnasts were treated to a tumbling and mini-trampoline demonstration. In the afternoon the participants were put on a fairly hard workout. They were divided into 3 groups and work- ed on various apparatus and tumbling skills. The clinic was concluded about 4:30 p.m. The CCC would like to thank the Faro group for putting on a very enjoyable and eye- opening experience. Also a note of thanks to Bruce Smith, the Faro Recreation Coordinator, for assuming the role of the chauffeur {and also dishwashing!). We hope to have them again soon. The ultimate in challenges went on in the Arena, _with a sparse crowd watching. _The game was broomball, and the rules were play broomball. However, that was difficult at times. With leaders like Bob Clark, Chris Tates, Richard -Rudkowsky and net minding by Lothar Kutz, the Firemen were supposed to walk away from the game as winners. However their coach Ed Thirl- well led to their downfall.After many warnings ‘from the referee, Coach Thirlwell was handcuffed to their net, which resulted in the Firemen’s poor ‘showing. Opposition consisted of Cec Pulsifer, Paul Clark, Paul Clarke, Adolf Penno, Mike Pennock and Tim Carew who definately need lessons in the sport, and leaders such as Stuart Borden, Stefan Dyk, and expert net minding by Peter Cartwright. The score board showed a 2-2 tie, but who is to say. Does anybody know if the referee showed up? Let’s make this challenge a bigger event in the not too distant future. PASSPORT PICTURES TUES. 7:30 p.m. PORTRAITS ~ B & W DARKROOM FINISHING FILMS, CAMERAS & ACCESSORIES FOR SALE CAMERA REPAIRS WEDDINGS & SPECIAL EVENTS 715 Malozemoff- 7787345" oto MORTIFEE MUNSHAW DEALER FOR COLOR AND ENLARGEMENTS _ sgtucio. Provincial Forest Proposals : For British Columbia Six more Provincial Forests are being. proposed for the Prince Rupert Forests Region; the northwest quarter of British Columbia. _ The Taku, Dease, Kechika, Stikine and Kwinageese proposals are situated in the northern _ part of the province, between the Nass River and the Yukon border. The Dean proposal surrounds Bella Coola and Ocean Falls, extending from - Tweedsmuir Park to Queen Charlotte Sound. — Two other Planned Provincial Forests in the Region the Hecate and the Kitimat, were put for- ward earlier this year and are still under review by the Provincial Government. “Provincial Forests are established over Crown land that is best suited for multiple use”, says Forests Service Planning Officer Bruce Sieffert. “Provincial Forests are a form of broad land zoning which ensures that any future withdrawals from the valuable forest land base will take place on a planned basis, with due recognition of the total impact of the withdrawal on timber, range, recreation,wildlife,fisheries and water resources.” “Use of private land lying within Provincial Forest boundaries is not affected in any way, and the public may also lease land within a Provincial Forest if the proposed use of the land does not conflict with forest or range management”’, says Sieffert. rh . ° Certain areas of Crown land have been left outside each of the proposed Forest boundaries to accommodate on-going needs for community expansion or agricultural development. Other areas, termed Deferred Planning Areas have also been left out of the proposed Forests pending preparation of land- use plans. These plans will identify’ those lands best suited for Provincial Forests Provincial Park, or human set- tlement and development. “Land will be withdrawn from the Provincial Forests for other types of land use whenever it is decided that greater public benefit will result” says Sieffert. ‘All government resource Ministries have an equal say on recommendations for withdrawal, or other Provincial Forest boundary changes, with the final decision-making authority resting with the Provincial Cabinet.” Each Provincial Forest will be studied at least every five years to see if land should be add- ed or withdrawn. This ensures that Provincial Forest boundaries are sensitive to changing Iand use demands. “Opportunities for public review are an im- portant part of establishing new Provincial For- ests’’, he says. “Each proposal is made available for public viewing and if serious public concerns are raised during the viewing period, a formal process is es- tablished to receive more extensive public input.” Members of the public can obtain more Information on these proposed Provincial Forests from the Forest Service Regional Headquarters in Smithers. Information is also available from For- est Service District Offices as follows: Dean Provincial Forest: Mid-Coast Forest District BELLA COOLA, B.C. Kwinageese Provincial Forest: Kalum Forest District TERRACE, B.C. Stikine, Kechika, Dease & Taku Pro. Forest: Cassiar Forest District DEASE LAKE, B.C. SUN DUST IERE CHAPTER FOUR by John Sturrock oe | hate being a Space Fraley, wailed lice: “1 want to be nice and'solid!’- “Well” said Rowl, ‘with a point sth a 1 to 10 on the nubility nuptial scale, you're a bit low. Have you given any thought to silicones. It’s very big down on earth right now. Makes you feel like an Olds with a plas- tic bumper! - Maybe we could spray and buff you! You whomp up your visibility. to its highest level and maybe. we could get a nice gloss. And you wouldn’t turn yellow if you bathed in vinegar! Can you cook?” “Oh yes’’ ed in cooking before | was evaporated. ace “Maybe we could use you,” said Rowl. ‘‘Herbie is ugly on the fast fries and porridge! Do you know how to make beds?” i ay “Oh, yes, is glimmered Alice, “I'm a divine bed- mak- er. | graduated in bed making just before | was evaporat- ed!’ “*Can you sew?’ asked Rowl. “Oh yes,” sparkled Alice. ‘I’m a divine sewer. | grad- uated in sewing just before | was evaporated.” “Do you know how to fix automobiles?” asked Rowl. "Oh, yes’’ laughed Alice. ‘I’m a divine automobile fixer. | graduated in automobile fixing just before | was evaporated.” “1 know, | know,’’ answered Rowl satterninely sin- , sang Alice. ‘‘I’m a divine cook. | graduat- nically, “‘are you divine?” “Oh, yes,” cried Alice, ‘I’m a divine, divine. barad: uated in divine divinity just before | was evaporated”. Okay! Okay! sighed Row! sardonically. I’ve got an invisible AC DC divine female gas mechanic on my hands Of course, this is a world wide problem nowadays. | won ‘der if she’s divinely organized too. — Deadly nervous suddenly glosped and there was a Joud digestive rumbling grumble of wind in his vicious fibrous gut. Rowl got up and poured a pail full of golf balls into the gaping bell. The noise subsided into a sort of ‘thanks, | needed that,’ type of belch! Row! picked up a spray and rag and began the end of: the shift, polish and hide. Alice disappeared because the spray made her sneeze. He made up the log omitting any references to space fairies whom he had not, did not, would not want to meet! One day at a time, he thought. 1-;don‘t know how much a superb Astro such as me, The Rowl Ringdance Himself, could tolerate with my great degree of savoir fairness or my well known sang froid- ness or my: obviously superior suitable intuitive creative whatever! What a common man observes, he thought, science tries to measure. If they can’t measure it, it doesn’t exist So uncouthness rises! This gave Rowl an idea. I'll get out my fully co-or- dinated esthetic picture in a minute corner to corner in- tegrated’ silicon chip transistorized colour ‘conscious camera and snappy snappoo her. | wonder if | need my ‘full throw, happy bounce-back, distance sensing aper- ature adjusting beam flash, with energisers? | can prob- ably talk her into a quit release. I'll call it Rowl’s Gow!! Should be very big on earth! Boy! | need need need de- spacing. Two weeks without pay? I’m a brick short of a load. I'm in the middle of an anschluss a constitutional crisis. A political male menopause! No!! No!! Not that!! It can’t be that! That would leave me only my wisdom to comfort me in the years to come. No not that! | gotta get rid of these Space Fairies. Their fatal innocent in- nocence is killing 1! The Rowl Ringdance himself! Oh well, if the going gets too rough | can always ‘jump into Deadly Nervous! At this moment Ernie Awkins and Herbie Fondham- mer entered the control room. Mirabelle was floating abave them. Rowl surveyed her sang froidly and sprayed her lumenescence! She squeaked and disappeared in a puff of glitterings. This was neat. Two spooks in a row with two pumps of a well known window cleaner. - Science reigned supreme and supremacy was obviously apparent! “Men,” said Ernie, ‘‘l, as your commander and _ captain, fully do | deem us to be ina state of double oc- cupancy! It is unthinkable to think of what this could . do.to .my.-personal career:-Me; with: 23 trillion incident- free space kilometers to my credit that road be wiped: out with a wiggle of a Space Fairies Wand. And my wife! And’ her mother. Oh wow! World War three would be cleaner! Now then hear this and obey! | want you to as- certain 1. Are they really spooks? 2. If not, what are they? 3. If so, why are they?. . 4. If not, are they hired spies if they are spooks! _5. 1f not what? They would be hardened and callous spies s harbored ~ by some government foreign to our natures, or are they - industrial spies seeking out the intense secretsiof Cana- dian technology. Like the Mine Dry! Some governments can_ be jealous. Really, really jealous! Especially the Camp Committee. They would love this! Oh wow! Oh wow. | can see it in the minutes right now. Occupants complain of Space Fairies! The matter is under invest- igation! Do you realize we now have to have separate washrooms! “Gentlemen and Space Fairies! Oh Boy! _ The world was so simple when it had only men in it. Be fore Eve split: with a rib! Okay men! You know your duty! Be tough, hard, and callous and above all be firm fair and friendly. ~ With this Ernie turned and left. And no sooner had the door hissed shut when Alice popped into view, land- ing delicately on her feet. Where else! Mirabelle blasted in and skidded across the floor on her lumenescence! “Wowee!"" she shreiked. ‘““WASN’T that a girdle popper if ever there was one?” asked. “Oh yes” twinkled Alice, “I’m a divine aligator. | graduated in Aligatoring just before | was evaporated!”’ Rowl turned to Herbie. “‘! rest my case.” he said. Rowl confronted Alice ‘Are you an Alligator?” he _ Cassiar Courier J ey 1982 a 13 “What about. Mirabelle?”. asked Herbie. “She’s_a transparency ofa different color!” ‘Well’ answered Rowl, “| don’t think she possesses your normal giant intellect. She seems more racy if you like, more down to earth as it were, more Swingee so to speak, more of the non flesh do vou see, more or less lusty sort of thing!’ “Hmm” averred Herbie, “she do seem to exhibitr re- markable- lustiness. A j joy of life, some of that there and not here effort. If you catch!” “It's going to be one large problem,” said Rowl, “and as | am second in command; and as‘you are the -’ discoverer, you deal with it and report faithfully,’ de of deal.”’ “Okay” eta Herbie. “It's me, slave me! Way is it always me who volunteers? What is everybody else doing?” “Thinking” sited Rowl. “4 sure sate One Saud: Two Spud J.J. Shepherd, or Cadaverious Gravy Davies, don’t get hold of this. Can’t you just see them charging Out on quivering bull-like buttocks and beefy thundering bunions? Eyes like onion rings! The.world must never know this about us and them and you Fonghammer! | think we need despacing. I’ve got 2 airfares and some days in loo! But | don’t know if the local money store has enough. money! 1 heard they bought the Rocky Mountains last week complete!’’ “It just seems like the whole world’s gotta hernia” - replied Herbie sadly. “Everything is clutched and clasped in fail safe athletic supporters!’’ “‘Don'‘t forget the paper” said Rowl. “You always do the paper work before the accident. So as to prevent it. This, of course, leads up-to the post accident paper work, which explains why and’ therefore leads to pre- accident situations, preventive preventitives and so forth. Some people spend their whole lives in preventing! A very hyper hobby!!”’ TO BE CONTINUED - July and August aren't ‘my only good months. So When you know me like your travel agent negara me, deciding where to go any time of year is a breeze. - Because a travel agent can tell you where to ski my slopes in July or waterski in January. About a place where I’ve had less than two inches of rain in 30 years. When I'm not having typhoons in Tokyo. 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