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Matt’s Placid Fetus
a Song by Trevor

People in the pub
See them drinking lots of beer

Wish it was me there | have a good friend named Matt
Who likes to wear a black hat
He got kidnapped one day
And was put in a family way
By a fakir gentleman from bombay
(Chorus!)
Oh! Matt’s Placid Fetus!
Matt’s Placid Fetus!
The most laid back fetus
you would ever hope to see
Could only ever be
Matt’s (banjo) Placid (banjo) Fetus! (banjo)
Looking back, he didn’t mind
Matt really was the maternal kind
Only now, a husband he had to find...
(Chorus!)
Oh! Matt’s Placid Fetus!
Matt’s Placid Fetus!
Yay for Matt’s Placid Fetus!
(Hardcore Banjo Solo!)
MATT’S PLACID FETUS!

Llamas don’t like
lemons
| wonder why
Oh, | forgot
| don’t like lemons
Actually, | don’t like
llamas either
Nevermind

Bleeding again
why do | ever know when
Welcome
Unwelcome

A Relief yet a pain
Anxiety riddled

with moods that fly
from up to down

and everywhere in between

bleeding again

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GODDAMNIT

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